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Created with Halloween in mind, this Severed Hand Soap is realistically scary with blood and all! This huge soap weighs 1 pound and 3 ounces! All the colors used can be substituted for other colors. All the details like the wrinkles on the fingers are meticulously created for great effects. It measures 9" from tip of the finger to the stump and 5" wide. Because of the weight, domestic orders will be shipped priority mail and international orders will be shipped via first class international. ....]]> Wed, 25 Aug 2010 17:37:28 GMT http://www.twoeggplants.com/product/look-at-my-bling-bling-gold-teeth-soap-top-and-bottom-sets $6.50
You almost need sunglasses to look at this set of teeth (LOL) , this set of Bling Bling Gold Teeth Soap will sure cause some chuckles. It has all gold teeth soaps and this soap gift set includes the top and bottom sets of teeth. If you like to add black teeth or white, just let me know where and how many :). This set is scented with a Fresh Printed Money fragrance and will be individually packaged in its own clear cellophane bag with a matching ribbon. Check out my other funny soaps while you....]]> Mon, 23 Aug 2010 18:04:42 GMT http://www.twoeggplants.com/product/new-clear-spooky-pirate-skull-soap-bay-rum-scented $2.50
A very cool variation of the White Spooky Pirate Skull Soap - here it is in clear soapy form! This skull soap has great details and this batch is scented with a Bay Rum fragrance. It measures 1.5" in height and 2.75" in width from left end of the bones to the right end of the bones. This listing is for 1 Spooky Skull Soap. Each bar is uniquely crafted and it will be presented in a clear cellophane bag with a matching ribbon! Shipping is approximate, please email for specific shipping quote ba....]]> Sun, 22 Aug 2010 13:10:30 GMT http://www.twoeggplants.com/product/new-spooky-pirate-skull-soap-bay-rum-scented $2.50
Introducing the 2nd soap in the Halloween Collection, here is the Spooky Pirate Skull Soap! This skull soap has great details and this batch is scented with a Bay Rum fragrance. It measures 1.5" in height and 2.75" in width from left end of the bones to the right end of the bones. This listing is for 1 Spooky Skull Soap. Each bar is uniquely crafted and it will be presented in a clear cellophane bag with a matching ribbon! Shipping is approximate, please convo for specific shipping quote bas....]]> Sun, 22 Aug 2010 13:10:20 GMT http://www.twoeggplants.com/product/new-decaying-black-teeth-soap-top-and-bottom-sets $5.99
Sure to bring out a few chuckles, this set of teeth will remind those to brush their teeth to avoid having a set of teeth like this soap set! Great for Halloween too! :) This soap gift set includes the top and bottom sets of teeth. If you like more black teeth, just let me know where and how many - LOL! This set is scented with a Peppermint Menthol fragrance and will be individually packaged in its own clear cellophane bag with a matching ribbon. Check out my other funny soaps while you are ....]]> Fri, 20 Aug 2010 14:26:00 GMT http://www.twoeggplants.com/product/crawly-black-spider-soap-favors-set-of-2 $1.09
First of the Halloween Collection Soaps, here is a crawly Black Spider Soap. This listing is for a set of 2 spider soaps and they are scented with a Dark Chocolate fragrance. They would make very cool soap favors! The fragrance can all be changed to your liking, feel free to contact me beforehand to customize it! You will receive the soap in a clear cellophane bag w/matching black ribbon! Shipping is approximate, please convo for exact shipping quote depending on location and quantity. Check....]]> Fri, 20 Aug 2010 10:51:23 GMT http://www.twoeggplants.com/product/excuse-mei-believe-you-have-my-red-stapler-soap-pina-colada-scented $15.99
Do you have a case of the Mondays? This is my soapy tribute to the movie and to induce a smile from your friends and families who might have a case of the Mondays! Being a huge fan of the movie, Office Space, I just had to make this soap, and it is exactly the same size as the real red stapler. Weighing in at a hefty 9 ounces, I scented it with a Pina Colada fragrance, the drink that Milton enjoyed on the beach :). This soap took months to perfect because I wanted the staples portion to look si....]]> Thu, 19 Aug 2010 14:20:50 GMT http://www.twoeggplants.com/product/heart-of-gold-soap-gift-set-fresh-printed-money-scented $7.99
Anyone with a heart of gold is deserving of an extra special gift set - this Heart of Gold Soap Gift Set might just be it from a generous friend or family member! This chuckle-inducing soap gift set comes with a gold bar with "Fine Gold" etched on top and a very special gold coin that resembles a giant quarter. What makes this giant gold coin soap extra special is that it is two-headed! :-) To top it off - both soaps are scented with a Fresh Printed Money fragrance - LOL! Together, they weig....]]> Thu, 05 Aug 2010 12:33:39 GMT http://www.twoeggplants.com/product/my-dog-really-ate-my-homework-soap-bar $7.50
Now you have proof that your dog REALLY ate your homework! This doggy doo soap is..well...shaped like a pile of doo, but here is your proof - pieces of white soap shaped like shredded paper are embedded into the brown doo-like soap infused with shea butter, and it smells like tropical island with hints of tropical fruits! LOL! Inspired by my fiance's unusual sense of humor, this laughter-generating soap is the first of many that I will be introducing in this "Funny Soap" collection. So come bac....]]> Mon, 10 May 2010 15:30:04 GMT